Reduce things that make you happy.

If I get money, will that make me happy? If I get a prestigious job, will that make me happy? If I get a girlfriend, will that make me happy? If I get X will that make me happy? — Every 20-something must have thought along this line sometime. In this blog I try to explore this “What will make me happy?” question using generic financial investment advice. It is a bit absurd but I hope it makes a tiny bit sense as well.

Diversification in a financial portfolio

A common investment mistake most people make is that they are not diversified enough. The majority of their income and assets are tied to a single investment. Think of that uncle who always says “Real Estate me paisa daalo beta, shares wagre ye saab jugar hai”

And what’s wrong with not diversifying enough? You risk ruin if your main investment doesn’t work out. Imagine you put all of your investment in a big plot of land expecting the price to rise. Now I start a fart-flavoured perfume factory next to your plot. No one is gonna buy your plot of land now, right?. You’ve essentially lost most of your money. All you can do now is cry in your plot, enjoying my farts.

According to some smartypants billionaire hedge fund manager, you should have about 15 uncorrelated investments to make most of any unreasonable upside while maintaining very low-risk exposure.

Now, let’s talk about our emotional investment.

First, What is an emotional investment?

Emotional investment is anything that you put some effort into and expect some happiness/gratification/pleasure in return.

eg. Buying a tub of ice cream (investment) → eating it at midnight(reward)

Going to a college club activity(investment) → meeting new people(reward)

So we make some emotional investments and get some return as a result. what’s next?

what does your emotional portfolio look like? Here are some potential “investments” from my portfolio. Here are the things that bring me some gratification.

1. Sitting by the bonfire and talking with friends
2. Eating
3. Earning money
4. hanging out with friends
5. meeting new people
6. impressing the new people I meet
7. watching a comedy special
8. playing a video game
9. playing football
10. watching F1
11. reading
12. writing long lists in a blog
13. doing something for my family
14. making my parents proud
15. That weird thing when after exercise all your muscles are aching but it also feels nice

This is probably less than 10% of the complete and exhaustive list. So there are at least 150 things on the complete list. Let’s call this my Pleasure list(Sounds kinky, doesn’t it?). Now compare this to the financial best practice advice which states that you are over-diversified.

When you are over-diversified in a financial portfolio, the disadvantage is that your top performers are drowned in the sea of other mediocre stocks. basically, it’s very hard to beat the index with an over-diversified portfolio. In a portfolio of 100 investments making 6% on average, even if one blockbuster investment returns 200%, your overall return is just 8%, not that great and nowhere close to the 200% top performer.

The same is true for happiness I guess. With such an over-diversified gratification portfolio it becomes virtually impossible to perform better than the index, the average, or the mediocre.

This means whatever you do, achieving one thing isn’t going to make you happy? why? because you care about 149 other things as well.

What about negative returns?

This is where the analogy breaks a bit. In a financially over-diversified portfolio of one investment tank, it doesn’t really affect the overall outcome.(unless you are shorting stocks) But for certain emotional investments like family will make you sad when they tank regardless of the diversification. If my mom is sick, no amount of ice cream is gonna make me happy.

A healthy man wants a thousand things, a sick man only wants one. — Confucius

Solution

One thing we can try is to give up on the bottom N items on the pleasure list. Make it less diversified. But then again how would you exactly go about doing it? I do not know.

There is this famous technique attributed to Warren Buffet. Here’s how it works. Step 1 Make a list of 25 things you want to achieve in life. Step 2 Get rid of 20 items on that list. Step 3 focuses on the 5 things left on the list. It’s almost poetic that the life advice given by one of the greatest investors of our time boils down to — fixing over-diversification in your life’s portfolio. This is easier said than done though. Essentially you are trying to figure out what you want out of life and that is an age-old question with no clear answer.

But, one thing we can do is instead of trying to figure out what are those 2–3 things we want out of life, we can start eliminating things we do not want out of life. An argument can be made that it is a painfully inefficient way to find the answer to life, universe and everything, but at least it is a step in the right direction.

“The more you know, the less you diversify.” — @naval pic.twitter.com/rKaBpUGfrt

— VV (@visualizevalue) February 17, 2021